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A medical joke

A medical joke

Gay man goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, ' I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.'

He is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do?

Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of All Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice..'

Patient asks bewildered, ' Will that cure me, Doc?'

Doc says, No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for.
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So Complicated Joke!
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So what do you want to arse???
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