* sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town:


You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.


It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town


It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY


You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!


Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH


You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town...

Gonna be a sad x'mas....